Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Why The '90s Were Better Than the '00s

I'm sure you all are probably sick of all those "Looking back at the Aughts" blogs. But in this one, I shall demonstrate why the '00s sucked in comparison to the '90s. Let's begin:

The '90s: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
The '00s: "We do not torture."

The '90s: "I Kissed a Girl" by Jill Sobule
The '00s: "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry

The '90s: Grunge
The '00s: Emo

The '90s: My So-Called Life
The '00s: Laguna Beach

The '90s: Weezer was awesome
The '00s: Weezer sucked

The '90s:

The '00s:


Let's hope the '10s will be better than the '00s.

3 comments:

  1. Wow, you have made a very compelling argument.

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  2. Haha! This is awesome.
    (I turn 35 in a few weeks and I want to have a Britney Spears dance party and we'll all wear bald wigs.)

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  3. Yes, grunge rules over emo!!

    Nice to find another "alternative" christian blog (you know what I mean by "alternative")

    saludos desde Colombia

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